OOH - SO CLOSE!

Ah, I almost made it - I thought I had escaped the dreaded cake at the work with the card and everyone singing......unfortunately they didn't forget after all, it was just delayed. I was given 2 very yummy cakes, and of course the card with the gift certificate in it. So now I have soooo much cake in my place - I need some help to eat it all - please help me - I have carrot cake, chocolate ganache and black forest to eat - and soon!